| League Standings | ||||||||||||
| Team | W | L | PCT | GB | HOME | AWAY | RS | RA | RS/G | RA/G | STRK | L10 |
| 1. If We Lose, the Terrorists Win | 8 | 0 | 1.000 | - | 5-0 | 3-0 | 132 | 34 | 16.5 | 4.25 | W8 | 8 - 0 |
| 2. Marshmallow Pterodactals | 8 | 2 | .800 | 1 | 6-2 | 2-0 | 146 | 81 | 14.6 | 8.1 | W2 | 8 - 2 |
| 3. Rather Be Drinkin | 6 | 2 | .750 | 2 | 3-1 | 3-1 | 108 | 54 | 13.5 | 6.75 | L1 | 6 - 2 |
| 3. Wyld Stallyns! | 6 | 2 | .750 | 2 | 3-1 | 3-1 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 9 | W2 | 6 - 2 |
| 3. Twisted Spoke-Black | 7 | 3 | .700 | 2 | 4-1 | 3-2 | 148 | 72 | 14.8 | 7.2 | L1 | 7 - 3 |
| 6. The Onion | 6 | 3 | .666 | 2.5 | 3-0 | 3-3 | 115 | 90 | 12.78 | 10 | W3 | 6 - 3 |
| 6. UBS | 6 | 3 | .666 | 2.5 | 3-2 | 3-1 | 99 | 74 | 11 | 8.22 | L1 | 6 - 3 |
| 8. Chz Fries | 5 | 3 | .625 | 3 | 3-1 | 2-2 | 66 | 78 | 8.25 | 9.75 | L1 | 5 - 3 |
| 9. United Center | 5 | 4 | .555 | 3.5 | 3-3 | 2-1 | 113 | 102 | 12.56 | 11.33 | L1 | 5 - 4 |
| 10. Dudebros | 3 | 5 | .375 | 5 | 3-2 | 0-3 | 78 | 91 | 9.75 | 11.38 | W1 | 3 - 5 |
| 10. Craigslist Killers | 3 | 5 | .375 | 5 | 2-3 | 1-2 | 72 | 89 | 9 | 11.13 | W1 | 3 - 5 |
| 12. Alpha Kings | 2 | 6 | .250 | 6 | 1-3 | 1-3 | 79 | 106 | 9.88 | 13.25 | L2 | 2 - 6 |
| 13. The One Hitters | 2 | 7 | .222 | 6.5 | 0-2 | 2-5 | 89 | 125 | 9.89 | 13.89 | L1 | 2 - 7 |
| 14. Harpo | 1 | 7 | .125 | 7 | 1-1 | 0-6 | 53 | 83 | 6.63 | 10.38 | L5 | 1 - 7 |
| 15. Sons of Pitches | 0 | 8 | .000 | 8 | 0-3 | 0-5 | 49 | 188 | 6.13 | 23.5 | L8 | 0 - 8 |
| 15. Goose Island | 0 | 8 | .000 | 8 | 0-3 | 0-5 | 41 | 137 | 5.13 | 17.13 | L8 | 0 - 8 |